remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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