Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
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he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
this must be what syphilis tastes like
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I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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