That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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