I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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