im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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