Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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