The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Is Oprah even human
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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