Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
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Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Never underestimate the power of titties
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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