big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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