Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
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i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
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I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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