i think my mom watched the whole time
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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