I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
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I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
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Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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