she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Randomize
