hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
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Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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