Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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