You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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