oh god the rape fog is back!
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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