People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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