I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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