I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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