She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
