Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
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it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
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This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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