ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
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you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
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I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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