Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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