Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
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Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
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My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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