THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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