he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Do vagina's smell?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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