are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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