Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Randomize
