ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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