let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
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Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
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It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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