Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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