i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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