I hate your face
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
whose parrot is this?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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