Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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