is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
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i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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