i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
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this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
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If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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