So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Dignity is for republicans.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
