so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
where does the pee come out of this thing
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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