I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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