You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You can't special order awesome
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
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It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
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the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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