Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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