There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Randomize
