I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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