Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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