Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
operation harelip BJ is a go
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
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At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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