A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
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Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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