I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
