hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
we're making bets on your personal life
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
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Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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