"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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