No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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