he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
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He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
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I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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