Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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