You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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