You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
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you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
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She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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